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sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

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First love is scary because it’s like “holy crap, why is this person the first thing I think of in the morning, why am I disappointed when I don’t dream of them? Why is the desire to be with them so much stronger than hunger and thirst and exhaustion? Why does their name look so pretty written down? Why do I feel like I just fell out of a 30 story building when they look at me, and why do I like it?” And you become so comfortable with them that when they leave, your body doesn’t know how to react because they were as common to you as breathing, and now you’re missing a vital part of yourself. You forget that you were someone before them. You think “I was so empty until I met them.” No, you were full. And when you learned about love, you were fuller. Now you’re back to where you were before, and you need to fill yourself with other things. Fall in love with the way sunflowers naturally curve to face the sun, and the way children have no idea about taxes. Fall in love with the fact that you’re here and you’re still able to feel. Fall in love with the idea that you’re still whole, even when it’s 3 am and you can’t remember how to breathe because you think they taught you how to do that.

Lessons about Heartbreak from a Hypocrite by Megan M. (via radicalteen)
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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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snk-potato-girl:

capitolpurebloodwithatardis221b:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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He’s like a cross between Zac Efron and Jensen Ackles 

I don’t know how but
I can see it
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urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

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andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

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ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

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demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

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