When I find out my friend and I hooked up with the same guy in college

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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Maps (Acoustic Version)

Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

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petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

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kohwala:

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

#tweetlikeJaden

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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dampsandwich:

do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki

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Why do we need feminism?

tidily-oakdizzle:

this 

is 

why 

we 

need 

feminism 

you 

fucking 

dickweeds 

Women are not objects! I am a 16 year old girl who feels the need to cover my body in public because of perverted assholes like this. I am completely disgusted by that video and the comments on it.

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